LOL! Dog Owners of Billings Share Nasty/ Funny Things They’ve Found in Dog’s Mouth

On our social media pages, we asked the people of Billings  “What’s the funniest, or nastiest thing you've found your dog chewing on?”

And these answers are hilarious, interesting, and some are just nasty. Gotta love (wo)man’s best friend, right? OF COURSE! We are obsessed with all pets, but especially dogs. They're just so quirky and sometimes real nasty...it's fine. 

Dogs of Billings have brought in animals... of all kinds.  

Johanna Kern: "A long dead, dehydrated porcupine carcass..."

EW, and OUCH! But we're still wondering if this human had to pick out the quills from their doggo's face. Hopefully not.

Shayna Kersten: "A half dead bird then swallowed it whole."

So the dog swallowed a swallow??? Punny.

Kayla Ivey: "My wirehair brought a pretty fresh goose neck onto our couch the other day."

Exgoose me?! I guess it's delicious...

Elisha Reike: "As soon as my cat finishes in the cat litter, my dog goes and eats whatever the cat lays."

You mean the dog eats a tootsie roll??? Get that dog a breath mint, STAT!

Lisa Marie Hammen: "A tampon‍♀️."  

We're assuming a used one... gnarly. 

Mark W. (Breakfast Flakes): "My German Shepherd brought in an entire rack of deer ribs."

Well shoot, fire up the BBQ, it's a party!

Sarah H: "My dog finds the biggest stick and walks with it... but it's never a stick. It's a tree trunk."

Dog:  "Mom, mommmy, MOM! THROW DA STICK!!"

Jerry Mudd: "Adult Novelty Toy... from a passion party..."

Oh! Let's play a game, dog toy or adult toy? Because they sometimes do look the same. Just saying!